TRAUMA CAT w/s/g Ashley Rose
with Ashley Rose
Tue December 3, 2019 8:00 pm (Doors: 7:00 pm )
Funk 'n Waffles
Ages 18 and Up
Trauma Cat
Sometime between the advent of the power trio and the wheezy expiry of Planet Earth, a yowling Trauma Cat burst from the Maw of Hell to yowl, in the fashion of yowling, a brand new yowl that no other yowler had yowled before. Our Cat, Reader, was triggered. It needed release. And so it turned, claws and all, to music—that twinkly, age-old pastime of dejected amateur mathematicians and aimless, shoeless, pencil-biting cuckolds.
Soon, the Cat discovered melody; harmony; rhythm; ego. In a feat of the primordial DIY ethos, it converted its Satanic litter box into a crude and frankly embarrassing guitar machine, strung up with fraying yarn and adorned with unnecessary, extremely distracting jingle bells. Then, Reader, the Cat played, and it sucked. 
Today, we honor what the Trauma Cat could have done had it done what it wanted to be done. We call this endeavor “Trauma Cat.” 
Ashley Rose